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ersatz emilie

"just another nobody pretending she's somebody"
Nov 4 '19
morgrimmoon:
“ letsmcflytobritain:
“ deminat-20:
“ smiling-grouch:
“ ocean-again:
“ loueejii:
“ facelesssavior:
“ twitblr:
“Dormant Predators
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This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at...

morgrimmoon:

letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:

ocean-again:

loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators

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This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

reblog for that last bit to save a life

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

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That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

Sep 18 '19

lennythereviewer:

In today’s modern society, Riddler would be the EASIEST of Batman’s villains to rehabilitate 

All you have to do? Give him a job designing/running an Escape Room facility

It’s perfect for him. A non-violent outlet for feeding his need to flex how intelligent he is, he still gets to create his elaborate puzzles and riddles, and people will willingly PAY HIM to lock them up in a room where he can mess with them for an hour or so

Someone get Bruce Wayne on the phone I have an idea for a thing he should invest in

Sep 18 '19
lord-kitschener:
“ hustlerose:
“pants cat
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Finally, a cat with some decency
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lord-kitschener:

hustlerose:

pants cat

Finally, a cat with some decency

Sep 18 '19

deputy-shayy:

tickletrout:

now-exiting-fuckability-deactiv:

athenawasamerf:

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talking to a guy who works in tech about phones and mentioned how i didn’t like the new iphones or androids bc of the size and he was like “yeah i’ve noticed quite a few women feel like that idk why bc it’s so good having such a big screen” and i was like “it’s literally bc our hands are too small, i can’t reach across the screen” and he was shocked and had never thought about it and i had to explain to him how many things aren’t designed for women and he was truly astonished 🙄🙄

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

I’d also like to add: THEY DONT FIT IN OUR POCKETS.

How many times have I almost flipped my damn phone out of my hand trying to reach the far left corner?  Too many. 

I started using my fiance’s old phone which has a fingerprint reader on the back which is high enough that I either hold it with my other hand or have to be really careful to use it to unlock the damn thing.  He couldn’t understand why I missed my old phone which had it at the bottom on the front where I could use my thumb instead of reaching for it. 

It makes you wonder just how many “clumsy women” stereotypes come from the world not being made to suit women.  Ever gotten into a car and struggling to sit up high enough?  Ever had a guy razz you for not being able to hold a basketball or football in one hand?  Handles for powertools you can barely wrap your fingers around and which require an extreme grip strength to handle properly?  

Male domination comes in a million forms, large and small. 

I recommend reading (if you haven’t already) Invisible Women: Exposing Data Bias in a World Designed for Men by Caroline Criado-Perez

Not to be dramatic but this post made me have a legit ‘holy shit’ moment

Aug 23 '19
violentwavesofemotion:
“ph. by Joanna Pollaris
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violentwavesofemotion:

ph. by Joanna Pollaris

Aug 18 '19

beyonslayed:

when you wake up in a complicated ass mood 

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Aug 18 '19

businessfish-art:

- TRASH BLESSINGS -

A series of pieces based off of common urban fauna with the aim of reminding people of traits in them we could all do well emulating sometimes, and celebrating the ability of nature to carve out a place in any environment.


Interested in seeing these on patches or pins? Please send me a message! If there’s enough interest, I’ll look into the cost of having them made.

[REDBUBBLE COLLECTION] // [COMMISSIONS]

Aug 17 '19

reserve:

magic-mess:

Summoning a demon just for a cuddle session is valid

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Originally posted by julielilac

Aug 16 '19
Aug 16 '19
muumeus:
“Twinkle Pink
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muumeus:

Twinkle Pink